Don't mess with ParAss Hilton, she has a kitten and an Innocent vid (strategically placed.) She's traded her "I'm Paris Hilton, I can do anything I want" T-shirt for the Virgin Mary wife beater. What the hell more proof of her innocence do people need!?? She needs to go talk to Michael Lohan. If Jesus won't text, Michael will. Bet on that.
I almost forgot this shot..it's ParAss looking like she's getting ready for the manger scene. Holy ParAss. Hark the boloney sandwiches, holy shit, you fucked up your summer, dumbass.
3 comments:
Paris,
Jesus just text messaged me and said he'd never heard of you so stop bugging him and using him to front for you. He also said tell that Michael Lohan the same goes for him.
But he did say he thought Dirty Disher's post about you was hilarious. See, he does have a sense of humour.
BBABH
Poser!! Lying bitch. Does she think that people are too stupid to realize she's modeling the book for the paparazzi?. Just like Lindsay with the Huffman book on boyfriends. Pris even lays the books on her car seat with the titles facing the camera. Stupid Herpes laden skank.
I wonder if Michale Lohan and Paris can share a jail cell. Imagine the info you'd get then DD :)
Eliza
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