Thursday, May 31, 2007

Open letter to Britney Spears

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Britney wrote an open letter to her fans, that I'm not posting because there's no way in hell she wrote it. Bitch can't even spell her own name, let alone write a message.

Dear Britney...
Face the fact that you're over and go away. Enough of this "come back" lip syncing bullshit and trying to be hot again. You were a creation for teeny bopper Barbie lovin' tweens and old pedo men. Your fresh face looks like old blacktop. Your perky boobies have sunk to the pavement. You are NOT that creation anymore and never will be again. You never could sing, never. It was all smoke and mirrors and hot youth..get it? Now you're over..there will NEVER be a comeback or a new album of any merit. Please move to an island or at least another country and law low, invest well and party it up. Life is short..you are done in show biz. Everybody knows this but you. Wise up. YOU ARE DONE. IT'S OVER.

Sigh, if only the bitch could read.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

DD you hit the nail on the head, I agree with everything you wrote. Britney Spears is OVER!!!!!!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

She really is. She just won't accept it. She was paid well for being used and now she needs to go enjoy her money.

Anonymous said...

If she hasnt spent every last dime on stupid shit and people.

Anonymous said...

Sad life this girl leads..but I agree it is over for her.

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Bless your heart Dirty
but.......
Britney is so dumb she does not even know how dumb she is. In her head she is still Britney circa 2002

Anonymous said...

Dear Dirty Disher,

Chill y'all.

Anonymous said...

She's just like every other trailer park queen...peaks around 20, gets knocked up a few times by a "bad boy" to get revenge on some former flame, has a nasty break-up, somebody else raises the kids (usually the Grandma, but in this case we get "nannies") while she parties, whores around, and "plays" at getting a real job to support her family. She thinks she is just as hot, or hotter, than before she had the kids and wears the clothes to prove it. Unfortunately, some poor trailer trash boys always back her up on this; otherwise they would never get laid.
Thus the vicious cycle continues...stick a fork in her...
I noticed you posted it right after Timbertard...tee hee...and kudos...

BBABH

Anonymous said...

You got it right Dirty Disher ! 100% correct !

sigh .... but yes ! I do not believe the redneck skank can read !

Anonymous said...

wonder how much of a basket case she will be when her comeback flops too.

C.

Anonymous said...

Comeback? who asked for that anyways? Her stupid synthesized moaning and groaning got old after the first 'song'

If her comeback consists lip sync 5 min shows and acting like a drunk punana flashing vomiting slut.. mission accomplished.

Her fans have grown and wisend up by now. She's just a freakshow with a sorry excuse for a life and a waste of air and space

Anonymous said...

DD you are exactly right. She is so far beyond redemption in the showbusiness world. Like you said; she's not a singer and never was. Her High School talent show runner-up lip synch routine is comical at best. My sisters do the same thing Brit does every Friday night with their 11 year old friends.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Finally someone has the nerve to say the obvious! I'm soooo sick of hearing about her. She is pathetic and stupid.

Anonymous said...

Im glad for once i can agree with cunts about fat disaster Britney Spears!