Under the advice of lawyers and reps, ParAss continues to divert our attention from drunk driving, porn films, and storage units full of Herpes meds to show us a healthier good girl image. Attemps include eating ice cream (how all American), nipping out with her self help books and bible and renting movies like Happy Feet and Charlotte's Web.
There are also reports that she will wear an emergency alert device in case the other inmates give her trouble and that a designer baby blanket company has donated bwankies to the jail so that ParAss can be the first inmate to cuddle up with something nice and expensive while incarcerated. I am the eternal optimist and I call bullshit. Jails don't play nice, it's not their objective. She won't get jack squat doodly....she's no one special to the jail system. She claims she going to write a diary about her ordeal and if the thought of that possible future revenue gives her comfort, then she should do it. I don't think she knows how to read or write, given what I've seen of her attemps at it earlier. Unless literature is what you call cutting your own picture out of a magazine and glueing it to cardboard with sparkly craft store stars and asymetrical hearts drawn in magic marker. She needs to ask her mom how to get a made for TV movie out of all this. If Kathy doesn't have that in the works already. See you at church Sunday, ParAss..well, at least your photos, because, though I've been curious about a lot of religions, The Church Of The Retarded Bimbo Hypocrite Socialite has never peaked my interest.
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Her "schoolgirl between classes" way that she holds her books, title facing the camera and perfectly framed. That should be her Adultfriendfinder photo. With a link to her sex tapes and photo album demonstrating her perfected skill in coitus. Bitch please; no one's bying it!. We all know she's a spoiled skank that had to be reined-in by the courts 'cause she got too loose with the law.
If she wants to be truly a good girl she should try wearing a bra.
Eliza
She doesn't read those books. How pathetic that it's all for show and she thinks that she's outsmarting John Q. Public.
I hope she learns something from this. I was found in contempt and had to serve fifteen days. It sucked but it was the best thing that could have happened to me at the time.
lol @ Eliza's comment - I thought the same thing. This pouting of her's and her wanting her halo to shine is getting old.
C.
I hate news about Parass but this is so creatively written I can't stop. Keep up the good work. Scott and Noelle
Thanks..miss you guys!
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