ParAss and her professional liar pants, Elliot, are back together again. Awwwww. Kathy Hilton must have given him a raise. Or a new house. Because the last thing Kathy Hilton wants is to have to babysit her farked up kid. Better for Mintz to have that dirty job.
ParAss has been seen all over town crying. She now wants you to sign a petition online to stop the madness and keep her out of jail.
From PH My Space..
My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!
Uhhh, yeah, that's gonna work, ParAss. Get this, in jail she'll get one 5 min shower a day with plain soap..OMG that's harsh. She's have no hair extensions or makeup and she will be issued 2 pairs of panties and 2 pairs of socks which she will wash herself in the shower. These will be worn with her jail jumpsuit. Gawd, I hope someone sneaks a photo of that. Maybe Mintz will vounteer to go to jail with her so that he can wash her socks. She won't wear the panties.
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Oh my...I guess the Hiltons decided it wasn't such a great idea to make Mintz a scape goat and possible enemy. Who else knows all their dirty little secrets and would have a better motive for leaking them? Well, that one did not pan out the way I had hoped for. Can't win em' all.
Since when has a petition kept anyone out of jail??? Parasite should have finished high school, because she behaves as if she is still there. "Will you sign this petition, like oh my god, I should have so been prom queen, like that other girl is so not hot." What an idiot.
BBABH
That petition is sincerely hilarious. This dumb-ass Joshua dude attempts to argue that, if Gerald Ford could pardon Richard Nixon, why shouldn't Schwarzenegger find it in his heart to pardon Paris? Then he refers to Nixon's crimes as "mistakes." Ignorance, kids, is a disease.
This whole thing is completely out of control! Paris has to suck it up. Did you hear the judge got a standing ovation when he went to church on Sunday? LOL! This shit is tooooooo funny!
Cry me a river, you fat fuckin baby!
Does it seem obvious to anyone else that Mintz publishing that apology was a term to stay under the Hilton's employ? Maybe it's just me.
do i even have to mention "sihn"?
what a TWAT
a wet mushy stinky old used up TWAT
The whole attitude of her not taking responsiblity for her actions is offensive. As is the comment of her bringing "beauty and excitment, into our mundane lives".
Do her fans ever read her comments? She talks down to them. When it is their "mundane lives" that are real, are based in day to day living. Where actions have consequences.
Have you noticed since the sentance she quit putting on makeup with a trowl and toned down the wardrobe. all stunts for "good" publicity.
Who is going to buy into that b.s.
Parasite really NEEDS to own up for her actions! She has such a HIGH opinion of herself. Maybe this Joshua guy is hoping Parasite will pay him back with a blowjob!!!
Probley she will even tape it....won't be the first time, ??
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