ParAss left her house yesterday giving everyone a good look at her bible and inspirational book. She makes sure to get both titles in the paparazzi shots. Whatever gets you through, ParAss, you're still going to jail. And I still love it.
Meanwhile..some guy dressed as a penis followed ParAss around all day. No one seems to know why. I just wondered why the penis wore a tie? ParAss's vagina isn't that formal from what I've heard.
4 comments:
she is the ultimate phoney. The books situated "just so". She spent some time in the mirror striking that pose. In fact, all her poses took time in the mirror. She is going to be a mess when she ages.
Meanwhile, have fun in the pokey, Paris! (no mirrors there, just very hazy wavy smudgy pieces of reflective material. That actually might be the worst part for her)
She is the ultimate poser. I hate her for thinking people are dumber than she is. She'll be in a special place in prison, away from all the crazies anyway. If anything she should be learning more yoga, and maybe some good vulva massage. That will make her popular.
She is huge in fact. I mean her networth must be 10 times the parents she's supposed to inherit...and we dumb asses keep making her richer.
ok that penis just made my day lol
C
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