Paula was trying not to sleep on her dog, Tulip, and fell out of bed onto her own face and broke her nose. Her rep confirmed it. Her rep also stated that Abdul is neither drunk nor on drugs..she is simply retarded. Okay, I might have made that last part up, but, you know it's what they're thinking.
Update: Paula says she was going up the stairs with a suitcase and in high heels when she tripped over the dog and fell breaking her nose. Whatever, she's still retarded and probably didn't wake up for 17 hours. And then only because Tulip was peeing in her face and she dreamed someone was making martinis.
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Which one's Tulip?
OH! You're worse than Simon!
She probably had a procedure on her face and this is the cover story. Or perhaps she was shitfaced and fell on her mug chasing young guys in a parking lot. The only part of that story that I believe is that there was a dog in her bed.
actually she is all three - drunk, on pills, and retarded
lol ok this takes the cake of most ridiculous story I have read lol. A dog has a brain and wouldn't let a person suffocate them - trust me when you touch a dog in its sleep, they react lol.
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