Friday, May 18, 2007

Simpson and Mayer..split!

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John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have split up and according to gossips it was John who ended it. It's okay though, Jessica will be able to renew her relationships with her daddy and Ken Paves and John will buy a new blow up doll with a more advanced brain chip.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

HaHa was she fuck a virgin B4 Nick! dont care wat any cunt says shes a liar!

Dirty Disher said...

Do you think it's because she spent the last 6 months looking in the couch cushions for the key of G?

Anonymous said...

I am so glad that John has came to his senses. I hope this is true. Jessica is a joke.

Anonymous said...

she looks like she could kick some serious ass in that pitcure. if i were john, i would be afraid.

Barb said...

Jessica just isn't that smart. Any guy with half a brain is going to need a woman who can carry half an intelligent conversation. It was only a matter of time.

I dread having the whole thing going through the "poor Jessica routine" in the magazines.

Anonymous said...

I for one hope this is true. I never thought John was into her, but I got to agree with anon - omg we will hear and see Jessica pouting, crying, sad in all the tabloid. Not looking forward to that - but hey Ashley is doing well lmaooo

C.

Anonymous said...

Thank Heaven, John is a good looking guy, he needs not to clutter his life with this man eater.

Anonymous said...

I am not a John Mayer fan at all. But I am glad he is through with Jessica. I do think she's an idiot and may have over played her hand when she left Nick.