Socialites to Paris HIlton

BLAAAAAAA....I was SO going to ignore this bullshit, but, since there are now TWO letters from rich bitch socialites (that TMZ swears are the real thing) to Paris Hilton I'll put them both in one post and you can say what you think about it...



Dear Paris,
As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage. (Apparently, I'm not alone, based on the responses every word about you creates on TMZ.com and elsewhere.)

Paris, I'm very worried about you. The last week has not only been an obvious roller-coaster for you emotionally, but your strategy went from blaming employees and stating silly excuses like, "I don't read," to your new lawyer's tactic to have you sound mature and take some responsibility. In between, the paparazzi continue to follow you shopping and taking self-defense classes (to protect yourself in jail?), and some over-zealous friends staged embarrassing protests (three people?), and wasted taxpayer funds with a petition to pardon you.

People who are rich and famous are not treated like "regular" people, even though you claim to now be just like everyone else. In most situations, your privileged life works to your benefit. You have opportunities, access and resources like few others; and frankly, you can get away with more bad behavior and excuses than most people could even imagine. However, as the real possibility of jail approaches -- whether it's 21 days or 45 or whatever the latest report is -- it's time to get real. It's time to find "a Paris" somewhere between "heiress" and a character on "The Simple Life." I know she's there, and I know she can be a good citizen and maturely face consequences other people would have to face under the same circumstances.

I am sorry you have been sentenced to jail. I can't think of too much that would be worse. But since you let this happen, use the next couple of weeks preparing not only by publicly learning to fight (not a good message to fellow inmates), but by looking around, realizing that you are not as truly entitled as your money implies. You are a young woman who can add more to her community than establishing new definitions for infamy.
Best,
Candy Spelling
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Dear TMZ,
Imaging my surprise upon learning of the "advice" I had been giving Paris Hilton. In spite of reports to the contrary, I can assure you that I have not had contact with Paris (or any member of her family) regarding her upcoming jail time, or any other matter. Like Govenor Schwartzenegger, I have had many more important thing to think about.

However, since I'm thinking about it now, I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of theCentury Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Govenor for relief?

OK, that wasn't nice. But seriously, if Paris wants my advice it's this: Read Candy Spelling's letter several times and take it to heart.
--Patricia Hearst
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How about both you cunts mind your own business. Candy Spelling, if you want to mentor young women start by giving your daughter her rightful inheritance, you bitter fug old hag, and if you really had any class, you'd never have penned your opinion to TMZ. And there are a lot of things worse than a little jail time, you delusional old bitch.

Patty Hearst, you were the scandal of your time. At least Paris Hilton hasn't robbed any banks or killed anyone yet. Sure your gun wasn't loaded....pfffffft. You have the supreme nerve making jokes about anyone doing jail time, and they were lame jokes. 45 days in jail is nothing like your prison sentance.

ParAss may be an young idiot who deserves a few weeks in jail, but, these two used up big mouth attention starved socialite whores need to go on a long isolated cruise some place where they don't have internet or phone service. Or they could start their own celeb blog and call it "Rich Whores Who Have Nothing To Do But Try And Sound Smart When They Aren't." I've finally found someone I hate more than ParAss.