What goes with pissy pants?

A brand new Mini Cooper convertible! Britney treated herself to the toy and took it for a spin last weekend before she was found head first in a mens toilet. This car sooooo makes sense. You could puke to your hearts content and it would just overflow the sides and off you'd go again to the next hot club. How come these bitches only need bodyguards, handlers, minders and such when they feel like it? Maybe she's not the big deal she wants us to believe she is.