Not. Jessica Simpson and Leonardo DiCaprio. Jess spent the whole evening, at the Vanity Fair party Sat. night, following Leo around like a puppy, trying to charm him with, well, whatever the hell bimbo charm she has left. It freaked Leo out and he spent the night trying to politely get the hell away from her. Not happening. There's a shock.
BUT, Reese Witherspoons soon to be ex, Ryan Phillippe, DID fall victim to A Poontang make out session Les Deux last week. She followed Ryan into the bathroom, (it's unclear if she was invited, but, the consensus is she was), and they locked the door. Brit's security guards got fearful when she wouldn't come out or open the door. When they finally got inside to check on her, they found her and Ryan groping and dry humping. It must have been the cowboy hat and tube socks.. such a turn on. Ryan Phillippe must now be boiled before any other woman touches him again. Maybe that was Poontang's plan all along.
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Leo wouldn't touch that twit with his brother's dick. She wrote some quotes on her myspace spewing about her newfound passion for Michaelangelo, and even wrote some John Mayer like thoughts.
Go shake your tits on daddy's face.
lmaooo it looks like Jessica is checking to see if she is still alive - other side moron lol.
crystal
Jude Law ... Leo .... they are definitely much too classy for one of the Simpson skanks !
Now Ryan Philape is not too classy for cheap , desperate ! sluts like the Simpson whores or Britney !
that top pix of jessica simpson looks like carrot top...
Men should really take note of this one. Ryan used to be one really classy guy, and had the best of them all...
Now all he is worth is a shot at the nasty poontang,....Britney or Jessica/ Ashley. Too bad!!!
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