Sooo, there's this one paparazzi guy who chases Angelina Jolie all over NYC on a bicycle. Angie and her kids nicknamed him Lance for obvious reasons. The other day the guy runs over a nail and his bike tire goes flat. He about pooed his pants when he heard a woman in a car yell, "Come on Lance, hop in." Turns out it was Jolie. She gave him a ride and when everyone asked later how long he was actually in the car with her he said he didn't know, that, "Time stood still." That's funny..heh heh. Oh, what can I say? If Brad gave me a ride I'd be kissing ass too..wouldn't you?
Speaking of Angelina..who's back do you like better? Angie or her wanna be Megan Fox?
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Isn't she just the fucking humanitarian??? I am so sick of this evil bitch. She's a home-wrecking whore. Psychotic bitch needs to be locked up.
Gawd, can her bones portrude anymore? She is disgusting. What she did to media outlets this week is unforgiveable. She is a total fake bitch. I am tired of everyone looking up to her. Why doesn't she adopt and American kid in need of a home? It's because she hates America. She should more to Africa them. I hope she realizes that normal, smart Americans HATE HER GUTS. She is a total piece of trash. If your crazy father, John Voight, says you're crazy..... then you must be!!! She needs medication.
Yes ! it's hard to find blogs or media outlets that do not worship BrAngelina these days ( rolling eyes ) No BrAngelina kool aide for me Thanks !
Angelina is a crazy , delusional b!tch and Brad is just a pathetic moron !
"If your crazy father, John Voight, says you're crazy..... then you must be!!!"
yeah....that makes TOTAL sense to believe a CRAZY calling someone a nutcase.
who is that other chick?
both of the tatoos make em look stupid
nevermind i googled her....
hahahaha no wonder i had no idea who she was
I like Megan Fox better. Angelina didn't design her ink very well IMO.
She is looking like an index card in my purse which I scrawl directions, shopping lists and telephone numbers on.
Where are these Angelina fan pages? I think I need to go there.
Again... turn on her for doing good things.. Again.. question the anger. Is it healthy to have so much anger around a star.
Eliza
Every time I read blogs here about AJ, my mental health goes up at least a notch.
She looks anorexic
thats pretty easy - she is too skin and bones.
Do you notice when she isn't holding any of her kids that she is smiling more. The earlier one holding Shiloh, she looks down right annoyed.
C
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