Poontang went to Petco today and bought herself a parakeet. She also bought it a shower curtain, I think, because if there's one thing a parakeet needs, it's a shower curtain. I think it's like one of those coal mine canaries. Britney puts in between her legs at night and if it kicks the bucket she knows the fumes are toxic.
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I think it's time to shave her head again.
And her beaver too.
i thought you were talking about cousin ali being the new pet...geez!
Instead of buying more things that will eventually hate her; she should give half of her money to a good financial planner. Her carreer is history, she is damaged goods and has never been a good singer anyway. Up-and-coming starlets with REAL talent overshadow her ridiculous fifteen minute lip-synch shit act. When will she get the Milli Vanilli award?.
Bitch is OVER, and looks and acts like white trash to boot. Her hair is getting worse instead of better. She needs this bird like a hole in the head..
parakeets and hair extensions do not mix
i think she does need a whole in her head at this point.
Maybe she wants to teach it how to talk..so it will say "you're famous, you're beautiful".. She has to hear it from someone besides herself I suppose.
Eliza
Paris should have given Britney her pets to look after while in prison.
Mini
where her hair pixie style.
but then that would be too classy
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