Saturday, June 2, 2007

Could Nicky Hilton be pretty?

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Okay, I was bored and tried to decide if Nicky could be pretty with some cosmetic surgery. I figured she just needed a small nose adjustment. So I straightened and narrowed the bridge and pulled in the nostrils. She still looked homely. So I gave her a brow lift, even lips, a chin job..she still doesn't look actually pretty, just maybe a little better. It's too much work and even the Hiltons don't have enough money to make her anything more than ParAss's homely sister. Aren't I a bitch? She has pretty contact lenses though.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bitch?? - nah - you've done her a favour giving her something she definitely should show a surgeon - if anything you weren't enough of a bitch *winks* ugmo has no shortage of money so should definitely go for the hairline surgery (we have the technology!) cheek implants and a bit more work on the lips, body fat injection to give her a cute pout to go with the new humananoid eyes big implants could probably do with some to the hips as well to offset the figure of a prepubescent boy. Then she MUST head to the salon for a STYLE and blonde dye job and she could be hot.

Anonymous said...

Keep going. Pretty soon she'll look like Charo.

Anonymous said...

You crack me up DD!!

People who part their hair in the middle bring attention to their nose. Unless you have close to a perfect face, you should never part your hair in the middle.

Nicky needs to part her hair on the side and get a chin length long layered razor cut. The long hair does nothing for her.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Leigh, she needs a layered cut... gives her a bit more volume around the face. I think you did her a favor DD.... she should take that pic to her plastic surgeon.
Now do one for Jennifer Aniston and her chin and you might turn this into a profitable business... :)

Anonymous said...

Nicky Hilton is naturally blue-eyed and very attractive in person.... as long as she doesn't open her mouth. She looks better as a sandy blonde (her natural color) than as a brunette.
I had the exquisite pleasure of teaching her in school a while ago......

Dirty Disher said...

Twat school?

Anonymous said...

Holy moly!!!!! That pic you did of her was such a fucking IMPROVEMENT!! I agree with nadine, you should do before and afters on celebs like Jen aniston, you do a very good job. too good. that Hilton sister is probably sittin on this site, staring at how hot she COULD be. GOOD WORK!!!! I love your site by the way!

Dirty Disher said...

Thanks..if any of my posters want some free tweaking on their own photos, just write. It's a hobby of mine.

Anonymous said...

Well just hope she doesn't get Ashley Simpson's # and her plastic surgeon or else we won't recognise Nickey either.

Anonymous said...

DD: Twat school? Calflick school. The Hiltons are (at least nominally) Catholic. Laugh some more.....