People mag is so out of touch (or ran by gay guys) that they voted Matthew McConaughey the hottest bachelor of the year. He has (according to them) "rakish smile, sparkling eyes and – how could we forget? – his killer abs."
Are you friggin' kidding me? This oily dude lives in a tiny trailer on the beach filled with weights and exercise equipment. He brushes his teeth once a month outside, spitting into the ocean. The closest he comes to taking a bath is surfing and he humps sand. He's made of grease and string cheese..or some other stinky cheese. He hasn't washed his hair since the 90's. Are they nuts?
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Nice try Dishy, but sorry. Matthew is the hotness. You'd realize this if you weren't a closet lesbo with a sick fixation on Hayden Panettiere. Actually, I think you probably are hot for Matthew, but you won't admit it. I'm thinking you have a pillow with an iron-on picture of him on it. You sleep with it pressed between your legs, all the while dreaming of his sweaty body and manly musk.
I demand you share your drugs with me. You're obviously high. Gay and high. What a combo.
Oh, and I DO have one of those iron on pillow pics..it's Tim Curry. YUM.
he looks like he smells...
he's hot
First time i have had to disagree with you but...Matthew is definitely hot!
Matthew is about as hot as a Canadian Winter. He's just slimey looking. Plus, I'm sick of seeing his abs. Does he have a life besides lifting weights?
Eliza
DD, you are a scream. And absolutely right. He definitely has that Keanu Reeves "I bathe in the ocean" vibe going on.
N.
I'll agree with you DD. I don't think he's hot. And he's not that great of an actor. He trys to play "funny dumb guy", and it's not cute. He STARTED off being a good actor. But then he got cocky.
NEVER EVER liked him nor did I ever find him handsome and think he is going stranger more and more.
C.
He's hot but not as hot as Eric Balfour, which made the list but not at the top, where I think he belongs, I saw Lie with me.EM EM EM.
I agree DD, he is not hot and does he ever wear shirts? Why are his arms so short??
lesbo.
he is SO hot.
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