Paris says she's a f'ing bitch and she hates her. I have to agree. She's about as funny as shards of glass embedded in your eyeballs. Alway's talkin' shit about everyone elses mistakes. If she really wanted to know about mistakes she could ask her parents. I'm sure they know what an accident it. I heard they loved her so much as a child, they bought her a toaster for a bathtub toy. There's some crappy jokes for you bitch..if I was dumb enough to screw Jimmy Kimmel I'd have one hope and that would be that being a total cunt became a felony so I could be locked up and not be a humiliating danger to my skank self. Love the peek-a-boo blouse..are those Jimmys flabby ass cheeks?
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Ugly kike bitch.
CUNT
No talent. She's jealous of Hilton, that's obviousl I turned off the sow after her comment about Hilton. Silverman is a bitch.
Come on DD, say what you really think. You are Paris' champ now, that's a turn around.
Bought her a toaster for a bathtub toy. And I'm the mean one?
i am curious about your sudden turn around towards paris...no schadenfreude any longer for her? now, i concur that she got a way longer sentence than anyone else--how come no one is bringing up Michelle Rodriquez [sic] who got released within hours of going to serve her time??? but i whereas i think paris got a raw deal, i wouldn't go to the lengths that you have gone too to prove the point or defend her upsetness...maybe there was something that triggered a mothering response in you when you saw her so shook up? it seems that way...
silverman is not holding up a shirt it's a sheet, for the 'holy sheet' 'jesus is magic' tour or special or whatever...i remember seeing that somewhere....
not everyone would get the sentence Paris got. I have a friend who got a D.U.I in NJ then moved to LA, CA and was caught driving w/ a suspended license....you know what he got and he's hispanic (you know minorities get the shit of everything) he got sentenced to a few hours of community service.
~M
not everyone would get the sentence Paris got. I have a friend who got a D.U.I in NJ then moved to LA, CA and was caught driving w/ a suspended license....you know what he got and he's hispanic (you know minorities get the shit of everything) he got sentenced to a few hours of community service.
~M
Woohoo! The K word AND the C word! Eloquent and well-spoken! Let's all applaud anonymous 1 and 2 *applause*
I wanted to figure it out the Paris thing for myself..for my own head. It seemed important for some reason. All I had was bits and pieces and a bunch of WOOOOO HOO Paris is in the clink stuff. I can move on now.
Just a guess here...anons 1,2 and 3 are all the same person. Especially since they all appeared within a few minutes of each other. And I think I know who it is!
BBABH
First, Sarah Silverman is wayyyy hotter than nasty lil herpesinfested/wonky-eyed Paris. So whoever called her ugly, uhm, no. She does play a bitch in her standup routine (and that persona was used at the VMAs). The bitch act is just an act- it's not what she's really like, people. She's making fun of the stereotypical bitchy self-centered female comic (joan rivers/phyllis diller et al.
Paris did get a harsher than usual punishment for the crime, but she's in a secluded cell in a special prison for another twenty-odd days...i think she'll survive. She's a repeat DUI offender. If she rear-ended a car full of innocent kids that night, would you still be defending her?
"She's a repeat DUI offender." No she isn't. You can't read.
Sarah at least has a job she earned. Some people think she is talented. Paris doesnt have any. Oh yea Paris has one sucking married dick on video. And you trash Sarah? Damn dirty, you have a really fucked up set of whats right.
sarah rocks! Your dumb ass comments (or were thet really supposed to be jokes) are out dated and not funny. Sarahs were fuckin hilarious. Sorry but Paris has fun putting down people on tv and video, she got some payback and it was funny. Karma baby, just ask Earl. Its a mutha fucka
I'm sick of hearing about Paris, DD. Give me more of Kate Winselet. :[
I hope Silverman lands herself in jail soon.
FREE PARIS!!!!
BBABH unles you mean the guy with the tired herry slushy jokes, you are one step ahead of me.
I would LOVE to know who that is >:-)
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