Timbertard has such a bad gas problem he requires Beano in his dressing room. But, Sweden doesn't have Beano so he's having a shipment flown in. In the meantime, Jessica snotass Biel gets to live with his non stop farting. That's sexy, huu Biel? Blowing some ass wind gives him something else to do besides throw fruit and drinks at his fans and spit on them from balconies. Personally, I think his ass gas would sound better than his singing, but, I wouldn't walk behind him. Ewww.
4 comments:
Shouldn't it be TimberTURD or TimberFART ?!
How romantic ... I mean shouldn't farting be for after you have been together for a while ????
depends on whether he is vegetarian or not. meat farts stink real bad.
lol @ meat farts.. thankfully I'm a vegetarian..
but come on what do you expect from a man so full of hot air..
Eliza
LOVE the Timberlake hate! You just don't see enough of it.
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