Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have just sold thier mansion to Christina Aguilera (who's rumored to be three months pregnant, btw) and Ozzie says he's glad to be rid of it. He says he has bad memories of Sharon getting cancer and the kids all drugged up there, but, truthfully, Ozzy can't remember what he had for breakfast unless he has film crew recording it. Sharon says she didn't feel secure in the house anymore after coming home and finding a group of tourists in her home. She recalls, "Ozzy had let them in - he thought they were pals of Jack or Kelly."
That cracked me up. Can you imagine a bunch of strangers with cameras all over your house taking pics and snooping? And yeah, I heard how he thought ParAss Hilton was one of the girls buddies and Sharon told him she was Jacks, umm, friend. Ozzy was so proud that his son shagged ParAss. Poor Ozzy..he's mentally disabled, but, would be fun to have around.
Jack! You rascal, you shagged both those hos.
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did you watch the new reality show Sharon is on? She makes me laugh, but she seems a sweety.
C.
Gross, Jack... ewww. he's nasty.
No disrespect to Jack, but who would want to shag him? He's got a face like a cannonball. And if he's had sex with ParAss he's properly got about 10 STDs now.
P.S. Sharon rocks :D
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