Paris, Paris, PARIS

Great..I've been out sick and I get back only to find out the world still revolves around Paris. Now her desgruntled neighbors (who want her out) are bitching about her zoo.

*Shelby Segall, whose yard borders Hilton’s, tells The Post’s Marianne Garvey: “She treats her animals horribly. They are always getting out and running around the neighborhood. She had a little orange kitty about a year ago that kept getting out and we kept telling her it was outside. She didn’t seem like she cared, and then one day the cat got run over in the middle of the street and died. Not long after, little [Chihuahua] Tinkerbell came to my door and I left a note on her gate. Her assistant came over frantic and tried to offer me a $40 reward. I said, ‘Don’t insult me.’ ” Another neighbor said, “I found two little Chihuahuas of hers running up and down the street with cars and people going up and down. I put them in my bathroom and called Paris. Her assistant answered and said, ‘You can’t drop them off! Miss Hilton isn’t home!’ She took three hours to come get them. Meanwhile she lives five houses away.*

Well, what do they expect? I'd be more upset about Brandon Davis peeing in my yard than these critters, but, I guess the neighbors have had enough of Miss Hilton.



Paris answers some fan mail and they sell it to the tabloids..yeah, these people love Paris. I like how ParAss signs her name. It's like she's still in the fifth grade. Her kabillions of fan letters (kites) are crapping up the jail mail system and her lawyers been called to pick it all up. I thought that was Elliots job. Oh, right, Mintz is on a gay vacation, celebration, of his time off from slavery.

Now I hear ParAss has screwed over Babwa Walters and has given her first post jail interview rights to Meridith Vieira and NBC for 1 million dollars. And poor Babwa took her collect calls! So, it looks like ParAss will be out on Monday. I feel like crap, now I have something to live for. Sheesh.