A Hawaii wedding is planned for Beyonce and beau Jay-Z after he proposed during a romantic Cannes getaway.
The will have a huge wedding wasting tons of money..no one will care. Her mom will make her a hideous dress..no one will care. They will have a couple of half attractive kids...no one will care. Her mom will make the children hideous outfits..no one will care. They will have an ugly Hollywood divorce and fight over everything from the kids to her wig collection...no one will care. Bouncie will take a decade to figure out she peaked in the farce Dream Girls and write a book about her life..no one will care. She will eventually put together a has been show in Vegas and a line of QVC wigs and jewelry at trailer park prices. No one will care.
5 comments:
Even now I don't care about these two talentless fugs.
-Calisty
That is terrifying. I'll bet you have virtually every prediction exactly right.
N.
yep, good job summing that up.
Let's hope they don't have kids. Man, he's so ugly. And she's fug too. Hopefully they will go into hiding so we don't have to see much of them.
They will waste a ton of money and
Her mom will make her a hideous dress = LMFAO !!!!! LOL ! LOL !!
Dirty Disher :) you out do yourself everytime !
You make my day :)
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