Geez Louise, some things don't need to be discussed in public, but, Jordan doesn't seem to know that.
Jordan to OK mag.. "The thing is I'm a very small girl and my first son Harvey was a very big baby to push out and I know lots of women suffer from a prolapsed womb after they've had a baby. I do feel different inside so I want to get that checked out after I've had this one."I wouldn't be doing it because I want to be smaller, because Pete likes me the way I am."But, and women who've had kids will know what I'm talking about, sometimes you're not as tight down there as you'd like afterwards. Sometimes if you cough or sneeze a bit of wee comes out! I just have to cross my legs and hope it doesn't trickle down my leg. It's not really a designer vagina I'm considering, but I'll probably get a couple of extra stitches put in while they're down there!"
This bitch doesn't seem to understand her own anatomy. Pee doesn't come out your designer vagina. Jeeezus. As for that stretched out part..wtf? Was she born with no elasticity? Those things are built to last, this should be the last thing you worry about when your about to give birth, 'specially if you've had one handicapped child. I think she might be retarded and shouldn't be allowed to breed.
As for Harvey, her kid who's legally blind, I hear hes doing well after just being hospitalized from face cuts suffered when he crashed into a mirror. A nanny was also injured. Harvey was hospitalized last New Year with severe burns to his lower legs..a bathtub accident. Maybe someone wants to rethink that celeb mom of the year award?
Jordan has another boy with hubby Peter Andre and this next one is supposed to be a girl, she say's her name's Crystal. Whatever..who shows up to a book signing in a giant fake diamond being carried by huffing winded page boys about to pass out from the load? Oh and she's delighted that Andre's recent stay in the hospital didn't reduce the size of his "nice big wille." I'm sure his boy friend is glad to hear that, cuz that's the gayest dude I've ever seen. He makes Richard Simmons look like Rambo. When will someone make this goofy twat and her husband GO AWAY?
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Um yeah hopefully a marginallly compotent doctor or anyone that knows anything about ANYTHING will let her know that fixing your vagina won't help with the "wee". She has to do those Kegel exercises. It's the muscle that the bladder that sits upon that dictates how well you can hold it in, too.
This bitch is crazy and I could careless about her and her body, Pete is the real looker here.
Dont worry their both pissing us off here in Britain too!! their in2 fucking everything who really cares all she can talk about is how much money shes made and brag about how shes nearly a billionaire. Well i can tell you this go back 4 short years ago and this bitch was nothing but a cheap, tacky whore glamour model who no one liked because of how bad her reputation was! Now she thinks coz shes met pete shes this perfect mum and housewife Fucking GET REAL JORDAN YOU'VE NOT CHANGED A BIT!!!
Ugh, who wants to know about that clown peeing her pants.
Who the eff are Jordan and Pete? Seriously. Did I miss something? Who effing cares? Obviously some rank skank with horrible taste and a faggot to match.
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