No matter how crappy and mundane my life is, there is not a chance in hell of me ever having to take a job that entails peering up Tori Spellings nose to check for boogers. I don't know who that person is, but, damn..stop it. Whatever she pays you isn't worth it.
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That could be a good job. How do you know?
Looking up her ass for celebrity turds wouldn't be as bad as booger catcher. That's freekin' gross.
they do say when you have a child, the child takes some of your brain - I think Tori's baby took quite a bit lol.
C.
My bff and I used to check eachother starting in Jr high to this day, we are 25 now! We have the code word "clean?" and the other person looks without being obvious and says "yes" or "oh no!"
Bats in the cave?
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