Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Tom Cruise can marry you now
The Cruise machine arrived in Nice, France yesterday where Tom is officiating the wedding for some rich guy named James Packer. This dude is almost as rich as Tom Cruise and probably donated millions to the Scientology Church just so he can say Tom Cruise married him. You'd think it would be good enough to brag that Tom Cruise gave you some head, but, I guess this is hotter.
I like how they all dressed in white, even the kids bear is white. It's so God like, eh Tom?
Aren't they perverting the cross of Jesus? Kick some ass Christians! I've heard you're powerful (I heard that from the ones who knock on my door on Sundays), now kick his ass! Do it for Jesus!
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