Tommy explains his hair to Pam..first you don't take a bath for a year. Then you use skunk urine as highlighter. Then you fuck some groupie who pulls half your hair out in chunks to sell on eBay. Then you pin the rest of the snatch up with old roach clips. Gel with globs of bisexual ear wax. Simple and subtle. Kiss him, Pammy, you know you want to.
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Let me make one correction to this story...Tommy explains his hair to Pam's boobs.
I saw hair like that before - when I was milking my yak.
Wait, skunk urine ISN'T in now!? You people with all of your fads. It's making me sick.
"Pammy baby, do you really think it smells bad? honest? Marry me, now!"
bisexual ear wax? wtf.....really clever...
Honestly..they make a great couple..
Eliza
they both are dirty looking. I don't mean the sex part (as the Woody Allen saying goes, "sex is dirty only if you're doing it right").
They look unclean.
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