Alba and Warren break up

So, Jessica Alba called up Cash and told him she wasn't in love with him anymore after two years of blubbering about his lame ass. I saw her on a talk show once saying Cash was her man and she'd kick any girls ass who looked at him. In her little baby voice. That's when I knew she was retarded. She weighs, like, 90 pounds, who's ass is she going to kick? And I haven't seen a line forming to get at him anyway. Alba hired someone to move his things out. I hope she also reminded him how she's the hottest chick in the universe and he's gonna cry. You know she did. He thinks it's another man..pffft, she's into her mirror.