News to me that the old bitch still tours, but, she's in Europe now giving geriatric concerts, which mostly feature her political views. But, here's a few of the things she demands from her hotels..
Peach coloured toilet roll to match her complexion.
One hundred and twenty designer towels in peach.
Ten designer floor lamps.
Security staff to wear ‘neat dark sneakers’ and use metal detectors.
Staff not to talk to her unless specifically requested.
And last, but, not least on the list..peach colored rose petals in the toilet. What? A flower has to die so some old twat can pee on it? No doubt the staff must replace the petals after every flush. You can't expect someone as awesome as Babs to pee or poo in plain water! And don't talk to her highness..you're beneath her. Peasant!
6 comments:
time to put her down.
If someone demands rose petals in their toilet there is only one answer:
a swift kick in their face, breaking their tooth and a nice clean cut, removing the head from the rest.
The soap makers shall take charge of the remains.
think she gets mad when she is in public and people dont bow??
Complete arse.
the dumb bitch has definitely got a few screws loose
suddenly, i am reminded of jack from will and grace, singing "poppa can you hear me" lmao.
she needs to get a grip. on her hips. and with a swift movement, yank her head out of her ass.
DD, ive missed ya.
Hiya nads.
I will never understand why some people think they are so important that they can make those demands.
I would refuse it. If she didn't want to stay at my hotel then get lost.
Eliza
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