Britney went and looked at this slightly fug mansion in the Hollywood Hills and gave her okay. The for sale sign was removed while she was there, so it's assumed she bought it. The weird part is, unlike you or me who'd be inspecting the foundation or asking about plumbing, Poontang simply went to the backyard, stripped down, stripped down her kids and got in the pool. Seriously. After splashing about for half an hour, making the realtor and her staff wait, she went in and signed some papers. I'll betcha dollars to donuts she owns this 6.5 million dollar house now and has no idea how many bathrooms it has. Or bedrooms. Hell, she'll be lucky if she remembers the general location tomarrow.
She's got two other mansions on the market. The pink roofed Malibu monstrosity no one will buy (because it's bum fug and smells like fried poon) and that gorgeous Medeterranian mans in Beverly Hills which she changed her clothes in once and never went back. This bitch is nuts and in a few years she'll be in a trailer park if someone doesn't start handling her money for her.
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I love it actually..and it looks kinda orange.. I'd have it any day :)
Love the pool
Eliza
She needs a financial advisor ...stat! I don't care who you are, no one in their right mind buys a house when they already have two on the market. Impulse buying a house in such a way is, to say the least, crazy. I foresee some serious "cash flow" problems...which may be the least of her worries.
Oh, sorry! Strike that first sentence! I forgot...Brit-Brit already has a financial advisor...herself...my bad...
BBABH
flash forward 10 more years to when brit is profiled on THS and she's broke, living in a trailer and has lost custody of her kids. didn't anyone learn a lesson from MC Hammer?!
I love that house - it is gorgeous! Yup - I could live happily ever after there.
I would love to know her bank balance right now.
She is very young and I doubt she thinks she'll ever run out of money. She is clearly living for the moment.
It is actually sad because when she matures she'll look back and realize what she could have accomplished in her life.
she stripped down and went to the pool with her kids
they probably need to take a pee
Way to upstage Kevin and his decorating! Woo Hoo! Go Brit!
Where's the coverage of The Blow on here today? You guys are talking about an orange house & an infamous orange person has been arrested...again!! Get with it, this site is S-L-O-W!! My computer ia about to explode from all the coverage! Huge story! Anna Nicole redux!
Lindsay who did'nt see that coming. 70% of the people coming out of rehab fall right back in to their old habits. She's no diffrent. Where were the paps that constantly follow her around? she was chasing down her assistants mother in her car . Looks like you don't turn on the blow or the blow will cut you.
It's entirely possible that Britney could spend herself into the poorhouse.
As Juliana pointed out, former hip hop artist MC Hammer famously squandered what has variously been reported as close to $100 million through reckless spending, bad investments and insane overhead.
Considering that Britney's fired pretty much everyone around her, and the fact that she's buying property (and everything else) purely on impulse-- she's obviously without financial guidance.
In my opinion it's a safe bet that she'll manage to blow through her fortune at some point. Um, if she lives that long...
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