Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Jordan thinks her baby is ugly

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And she thinks all of ours are too. She said: "I think all newborn babies are ugly. They look like little old men. I think they need a few weeks to grow into themselves. I remember Junior looked like he had a big nose. People go, 'Aw how cute' and I think, 'No, how ugly!'. It's very rare you find a cute one so young but Junior's gorgeous now."

That just hit me wrong. I think SHE'S the ugly one. I'm sure her new baby girl is beautiful, but, will be so farked up she gets breast implants by age 9.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well I will agree with her that most newborns are ugly LOL !

I think Jordan is pretty , except for those boobs !!

Anonymous said...

shes only 26 and looks about 46 she already has crows feet and wrinkles on her face!

Anonymous said...

IMHO fake tits are disgusting. Huge fake tits make me sick. And huge fake tits combined with fake lips and and an empty face make me wish that some asteroid whips out humanity soon - or at least the british part of humanity. Jordan is a prime example for fakeness and emptyness.

If you need some arguments to defend eugenics - here you are.

Anonymous said...

Seriously MOST babies are ugly she is just saying aloud what everyone in thier heads say when they see a unattractive baby.

Anonymous said...

well wouldn't you be giving scary faces if you were a newborn and had to drink from those lol.

C.

Dirty Disher said...

Can you get milk out of concrete?

Anonymous said...

dirtydisher hat gesagt...
Can you get milk out of concrete?

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*put my material science hat on'

yes, you can.
You need a lot of pressure on the milk side of the concrete and you need to suck really really hard.

Think of 'base of the hoover dam' kind of pressure.

That kid will develop some amazing sucking skills - or starve.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a mom..but have enough nieces and nephews to know that newborn babies are beautiful.. True miracles. I could never look at a newborn and even think the word "ugly"

Eliza