Lindsay getting medical help?

The Polaroid Beach House is the house that product placement built. From the towels you dry with to the sunglasses you shade with and everything in between, it is basically living inside a commercial where everything is on the house, as long as you are willing to stand by it, sit on it or hold it up. It is free for celebrities and it is expected you will throw large celeb parties there and the paparazzi are always informed. For Lindsay Lohan it was more than free. It was like an exclusive boutique where everything was at her fingertips and every wish, no matter how outlandish, was granted.

Lindsay has been a star since she was a child, which means her family has been well off for many years. I am quite tired of the "they lived in a sharecroppers cabin" stories or whatever nonsense Dina tells the media. They've been nouveau rich long enough to lose sight of any common sense they may have once possesed. Did Dina say to her daughter "Honey, you just got out of rehab, maybe living in a party house is a bad idea right now, even if it's free." No, instead Dina decks herself out and joins the party, smiling for the cameras. The stash is in her pocket too. Lindsay's father retaliates by selling his constant preaching to whatever rag will buy him a new satin tie. His main reason for living is to beat his wayward daughter with the bible until she gets a lobotomy and surrenders and he becomes the hero. And reaps his reward, his own reality show.

Far be it for me to write a poignant post, or to think anyone would read it if I did. But, I am not without compassion. However, any compassion I felt for any of these particular people has been squelched by the sheer stupidity of their actions. Ms. Lohan is twenty one now, far too old to be this ignorant and to care so little about who else may be riding on the same roads she careens down trying to make her drunken point.




From the Polaroid Paradise to the Betty Ford center, Lindsay will never get clean, never tell the truth and never give thought to the safety of anyone else. Lindsay Lohan faces up to six years in prison. Any judge who shows her an ounce of compassion is most likely sentancing her or someone innocent to a death sentance. What will it be? Hollywoods history is full of sad stories, lost fortunes, broken dreams and those who simply fade into it's gilded woodwork, almost unnoticed. Mostly it's filled with the memories of people who had incredible opportunities and couldn't handle them.




Face it, Lindsay Lohan, you are just not needed anymore. Maybe you never were.

(photo by saxbiker)