Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Paris Hilton makes out with Cisco Adler

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ParAss was caught making out with her new boy toy, Cisco Adler, at Guy's karaoke. This is the best she can do. That wasn't a question. It seems I never knew what men liked, according to ParAss they like being serenaded with tunes like Betty Davis Eyes and Stars Are Blind. They fall for it every time. The real question here is, can ParAss get Ciscos ballsack down her throat? Mischa Barton did it, but, she's a real talent. Awwwww, you know ParAss squashed that stuff up like a flesh accordian and gobbled it down. (film at 11:00) Oh, should I have censored that photo? Aren't we all adults here? What's a little nutsack between friends? Okay, not so little. If you look close, I'll bet you can count the crabs...on ParAss.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

YUCK! He is gross and so is she!

Anonymous said...

OMG - Disher....i'm gonna THROW.

Anonymous said...

Seen this before-yawn.. but he's young isn't he? Why so saggin'? Thats wrong. Like granny boobs! He needs a 'lift'! LOL! He should wear those guy undies with the sling in them for support.Why would anyone man or beast or Paris wanna get with that or make out with him? He's butt-ugly! That nasty hair, Janky teeth & all. -PUKES-...

Anonymous said...

I'm at work! you tryin' to get me in trouble?

Anonymous said...

EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeck!!!

Oh GOD, DD.... I was NOT prepared for ... uh, THAT!!! I hadn't seen this, but had of course, heard.

Never in a million years did I expect it was quite that bad!

Anonymous said...

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth... that HAS to taste better than those balls!

Anonymous said...

That doesn't even look REAL.

Anonymous said...

Oh please. This photo has been shown everywhere. We all had enough time to accustom ourselfs to his ballsack.

I have acquired the ability to turn on a blind spot whereever his balls are.

And if you can't do that - surf some 'sick' sites. The gore there will prepare you for mayhem like this.

The Alli-pervert.

Anonymous said...

Yes, you should have censored that. I heard all about it when these pictures surfaced. I even saw the ones that were cut off right above the subject at hand. I never looked at the ones that were uncensored because I dont want to see that mess. (Especially when I heard comments like "I bet he could stir Mischa Bartons coffee with those.") I was not prepared to ever see those hideous things. On a side note, do you think he ever uses his kness to play ping pong with those?

Jan said...

I've gotten so used to seeing those saggy balls all over the net, it doesn't faze me anymore.

But, what STILL grosses me out are those striped, God-awful, trailer-trash, inbred-redneck socks.

Anonymous said...

That looks painful, and hard to keep in underwear. I thought this dude was way ugly but he has serious issues. I am not surprised about Parass making out with any body. Whore

Anonymous said...

Its scares me a ballsack thats bigger than a dick???????? His dick looks tiny winy compared to the ballsack.... GROSS

Anonymous said...

Lucky I wasn't eating..that's all I can say.. those pictures are the best diet I even knew.

Eliza

Unknown said...

DD that's not nice! I was at work when I saw your little "surprise"! I had to close the whole browser and start what I was doing AGAIN so that I wouldn't get in trouble. Geez!

Anonymous said...

DONT DISH WHILE AT WORK. DUH.

Anonymous said...

HANES HAS THEIR HANDS FULL HERE! What will it take to corral those bitches into a brief? Reminds me of my Grandfather (clock, that is). Bet his "boyz" swing like an angry pendulum.

Anonymous said...

I just heaved my cookies... that is disgusting.... how can he be proud of such ugly balls???? duhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

Yeah yeah yeah I know he looks bloody awful with his saggy balls and tiny dick. But it's still only a nude pic, not pornography or anything.