Woody Allen grabbed Scarlett Johansson's forearm and began flailing away, mistaking it for his own boner. A body guard rushed in, seperated the two and reminded Woody where he was and that he hadn't taken his triple dose of Viagra that day, and that he hasn't formally adopted ScarJo yet. Woody mumbled that it was "as big as a Buick," and everyone told him how witty he was, wiped his drool up, changed his Depends and the mysterious filming continued.
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not funny, but it actually got me laughing at how hard you try.
anyway, that was better than your usual fashion posts. mistaking an soccer uniform for an "dandy" outfit is just plain stupid, so it's hard to laugh at.
Soccer shmoccer, that pose was fruit cake and you know it. And I never try at it..it is what it is. I dont even understand the concept of "trying" to be funny. I do know what a cunt is though. :)
Only two kinds of people like soccer - racist skinhead hooligans and closet fags. Actually, those are the same thing aren't they? Looks like you've got one haunting your site Disher. Hopefully his mommy will call him down to supper soon.
LOL this post about woody is so sick it's funny. There.
so funny, so sick....and SO TRUE! he is nothing but a dirty old man....
I'm neither a racist skinhead nor a closet fag and I love to watch soccer and join in on a game once in a while also... sorry crabbie but you are so wrong on this one.. I don't think there is a european alive who can say soccer is for racists or fags....
As to Woody, he's a dirty old man....
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