Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Victoria Beckham coming to America



I thought she came off as a spoiled bitch who lives in her own world. A world where you bring your makeup and hair team to the DMV and treat personal assistants like dog crap. And I could live without ever hearing the word "major" one more time, ever. Last nights special on Victoria Beckham changed my mind about her. I wonder if she even knows that the editors made fun of her with everything from the giggle music to the whipped head looks of shock from everyone who encountered her "wit?" You can find the whole thing on You Tube if you missed it. Here's the part that spoke to me the most about what VB is really about. Signed, No-Longer-A-Fan.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like her
she got Style !
if you don't believe me scroll down the dirty's blog and see Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears . If you got $$$$ show it off.

Dirty Disher said...

Watch the special. It's not her money that bothers me. I love that and her shopping and style. She's kinna awful though. Just not nice. And a liar.

Anonymous said...

This isn't even a constant movie. At 5:40 she doesn't have the straps up on her suit and at 5:37 they are back up on her shoulders, I don't care how fast you are you arent' going to get straps up that quick. My point being, if you want people to see how you are, let the camera roll!!
By the way, do people really lay out in the sun in 4 inch stilettos? Wierd.

Anonymous said...

good lord you don't like anyone do you? i think she was funny and charming. how about you quit hiding behind this blog, let a camera crew follow you around and have cameras in your face 24/7. sounds to me like you are one jealous woman! she is lovely and loves her family dearly. she also didn't treat anyone bad. what special were you watching????

Anonymous said...

The parts I seen I enjoyed, I liked her humor...her walk got on my nerves it kind of reminded me of the jerky ghostly "The Circle?" character as it was coming out of the television.

Swamp

Anonymous said...

She looks like a bitch and probably acts like one to.
I don't watch tv so I never saw the special on her. There are so many things in this world that they could have made a story out of and they do it on HER. Oh good lord..

Eliza

Dirty Disher said...

Anon, I was watching the special I posted a clip of. What were YOU watching that made her seem "lovely?"

Anonymous said...

what exactly did she lie about?

Eliza

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:37: Funny and charming? Lovely? Why don't you become her new assistant as the girl in the clip won't be lasting for too long.

Dirty Disher said...

A lot. She lied and cheated on the DMV test. She thought that was cute. She lied about liking those socialites she partied with. She lied to Leno the other night saying she honestly didn't believe anyone knew she was coming to America. She also lied to him about how she met Becks, and Leno replied "Oh, you big liar!" I should post that clip. She's just a class A bullshitter all around.

Dirty Disher said...

LOL mich..yeah!

Anonymous said...

Did anyone notice her teeth when she smiled? she has awful looking teeth for someone so rich.

Anonymous said...

This blonde hair-do looks like shit.

Anonymous said...

ALL OF YOU ARE JEALOUS AND IT CRACKS ME UP! SIT AND STEW IN YOUR SELF PITY. YOU ONLY WISH YOU LOOKED THAT GOOD. GOOD LORD PEOPLE YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC!!!

Anonymous said...

So Posh is a self-absorbed, disingenuous little twit.

Did you also know that the sun is in the sky and that water is wet?

Anonymous said...

This is the first time I've ever seen any VB video. You've GOT to be WHACKIN' me! Her assistant can't be thin or pretty, etc??? WHAAAT? I'm freakin' out!! How could you STAND having someone tend to your kids/husband and just sit back & watch in your stilettos? Ewwwwwww. SICKENING when you can't take care of yourself & family. What would she do in the real world?

Anonymous said...

Her poor kids need a mom who can kick-ass and take charge of life. Pump your own gas! Paint your own nails! Cook the kids a 'lil somethin'!! AND ANSWER YOUR OWN DOOR YOURSELF - YA FUCKIN' HELPLESS DITZ! Teeterin' on those pumps is really where it's at! Throw her in the river & let's watch her get out! Couldn't fight her way out of a WET PAPER SACK.

Anonymous said...

Being from the UK, I've seen and heard endless amounts of VB since 1996. I saw your clip and I will tell you this: she is totally putting on an act. It seems like she has developed this weird, over-arrogant caricature just for the doc. I don't recognise this person. VB is actually an incredibly insecure person who has the British way of finding endless fault with herself (not others).

I think VB is taking the subtle piss out of the Americans.

Anonymous said...

Are there two Elizas here? If so I can add something extra to my name so no one gets confused...

Jealous? I'm certainly not jealous. Why would I want to be something less than myself?

To be Victoria Beckham.. no thanks.

Eliza

J said...

I only caught little bits last night but I did think it was funny when the guy said the house was built from the ground up and she said "aren't all houses built from the ground up?". Although is was probably scripted.

Otherwise, I guess I'm jealous and stewing in my self pity (though I'm not entirely sure what that means) because I agree entirely with DD.

Anonymous said...

I 2nd that. I am also jealous and stewing in my self pity.

Anonymous said...

Have trouble openin' the door there, Pawwwwwsh? Need to hire a nervous fucktard, quick, so it won't get confuuuzle workin' the doorknob there.

Anonymous said...

I don't think VB would have gone to so much trouble to move home and family to the states simply to take the subtle piss out of the Americans. She named her son Brooklyn, for heaven's sake. Is she taking the piss with him, too?

Anonymous said...

I enjoy her and her family. Welcome to America, Becks!! Good peeps.

Anonymous said...

VB has CLASS!!!! She is Fabulous!

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