Wednesday, July 4, 2007

What's wrong with Mexican hookers?

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Nick LaDouche and Vanessa Vanilla-Pie are all talky about the photos taken of them in Mexico.

Nick Lachey: "Where’s the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It’s not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker. We’ve all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We’ve all made mistakes."

So sex with Vanessa was a stupid mistake? I think so. But, really, it doesn't take a genius to figure out it was a publicity stunt on the part of two attention whores who were being ignored. The paps caught them having sex in several different positions in a hot tub outside. Vanessa says she feels violated. Oh, please, if you don't want to make a sex tape then don't fuck outside in broad daylight in front of camera people. These two twats are so excited someone is finally talking about them again they're about to pee themselves. Mexican hookers were shown the film and they all fell asleep.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nick has poor taste in women -

Anonymous said...

Minillo is just a not very bright chick, Simpson is a complete dimwit. So it was still an upgrade...

Anonymous said...

But maybe Nick has no self-confidence and that's why he likes stupid girls.

Anonymous said...

Maybe hes sucked so much dick he doesnt know what a woman is.

Anonymous said...

apparently Jessica has an IQ of 160 which apparently is suppose to be brilliant, and it takes a really smart person to pull off the dumb blonde acts she does - so her mother and her say.

I agree with ya 100% DD, don't fuck around in public if you don't want to get fucked over. Morons. With each passing day I am slowing losing all respect for Nick and I thought he was a great guy.


C.

Dirty Disher said...

Jessica can't even count to 160. Pffft.