Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Britney accuses her mom of sleeping with K-Fed!

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Okay, this is nuts. A source close to the family says: "Britney accused her mom of sleeping with Kevin! Britney doesn’t know up from down right now. She’s so confused and angry, she told Lynne that she was so backstabbing, that she was probably sleeping with Kevin just to hurt her feelings. Lynne, on the other hand, is deeply hurt that her own daughter would so viciously accuse her of doing something so terrible.”

Oh, come on, Poontang, you can't be that crazy..or maybe you are. I never thought Lynne would win mother of the year, even if the only other two mothers left on the planet are Kathy Hilton and Dina Lohan, but, sleeping with your ex husband, the father of her grandsons??? At this point, Britney just needs a lobotomy.

The other big Brit story is some college boy, Matt Encinia, who says she seduced him and swam topless. Big friggin'. Sounds like a tame night and a little boy who needs to shut his mouth. Locker room talk..go back to jr. high. Wipe your dink off with a towel, Matt and sell the lipstick print on eBay and stfu.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank You, Dish.

Has the tabloid press become so desperate for more proof that Britney's a trainwreck that they'll craft COVER stories from the relatively tame (and likely heavily-embellished) "kiss 'n tell" tales of some college kid?!

Jeez.... All they have to do is wait a few days and they'll have something truly worthwhile.

WPonD

Anonymous said...

effing unreal !! just when it can not get any worse !!

Someone ! please !! Shoot her & put her out of her misery !!

Britney has effing lost it -

Anonymous said...

Britney needs serious help, she no longer has a career and wont, her sons lifes are in danger in her care and she is nuts. White trash doesnt come close to describing her.

Anonymous said...

Welllll....her Mom DOES look better than her! I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

so now we know what she looks like when she goes to the bathroom at truck stops.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't someone just lock her up?

Eliza

Anonymous said...

I wish the press would stop printing "news" about this useless ho.

Anonymous said...

oh beef curtians

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised at all if her mom actually slept with Federline. It's a family of inbred mutants.