sourceJessica found out John Mayer's dating Cameron Diaz and her mouth dropped open in shock (that's what the source said)....Frick, her big ol' mouth is always open. It's like the black cave of a demonic dumbass dungeon. Anyhow..she's not over him and she's totally freaked out over this Diaz thing. Oh, cheer up, Princess Braindead, this will be over quicker than your daddy can jerk to your latest bikini photo. I hate these people so much..I think I need therapy from reading about them.
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She just hearing this? C'mon!!! This is such a stupid late story. By now she has to be over it. He can't stay with 1 woman, ever. Cam is just as bad. They both bed-hop, who cares? Besides he only likes phone sex, so it's probably a long distance relationship anyway & thats the way he likes it.
Jess is way prettier than Cameron, Cameron has terrible skin. Jess is shaped like a girl, unlike Cameron. Clone them...Jess' top 1/2 & Cam's bottom 1/2...thats perfect! Love CD's legs! Altho between them they still might only have a small portion of a brain.
cameron STILL looks like the joker..you know, if she wasn't famous would she be pretty...(if a tree falls in the woods does a bear shit on it?)
I'd rather hit it with chestica. Cameron is a pain in the ass conceited bitch, and Jessica would be easily cuckoled and has more to play with.
At least Cameron is talented and isn't her pimp Daddy's slut !
I hate all 3 of them, Cameron the Joker, Jessica the bird beak and John the pussyass fugly retarded music maker
DD you are too funny. I can be having the most horrible day, and come here for a few minutes and I'm fine. I gotta have my Dirty Dish of the day!
Princess Braindead...classic!
Guess Jessica will finally realize what her best asset with John was, cuz with Cameron, I beleive she is a tad smarter then Jess and I think Justin has claimed Cam is hot in bed, so good ole Joe should be proud again of Jess's boobs.
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