Friday, August 17, 2007

Jessica Simpson wants a new..err, broke her nose





Jessica says she had an accident on the set of her new rip off movie..

She said, “I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!”


Ummmmmm, yeah. Soon there will be some surgery and she'll look just like her sister. Jessica swears she's never had plastic surgery, but, I think she's had rhino, a brow and eye lift and breast enhancement. Why can't she just say she wants her bumpy nose fixed? Does this birdbrain really think we care?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy sheep shit Gus! Is that REALLY her in '99 pic?!?! Looks nothing like the other!!

Anonymous said...

BULLSHIT! Her fugly beak needs reconstruction -worked for Ashley.

Anonymous said...

I've always wondered why, with her money she never fixed her nose, it's not that bad but why not? There is nothing wrong with that. She should fix her overbite as well. Her parents could have had her teeth fixed when she was 12! Brow lift? Why? She's what 25? She just got a better arch goin'on. Her boobs are real, ppl!!!

Anonymous said...

More surgery for Chessica, she is probably looking forward to it.

Anonymous said...

I love her.

Anonymous said...

The skank is FUGLY & talentLESS ! Plastic surgery can not change her manly jaw , feral ( crossed ) eyes and plastic surgery does not give one talent ! or a brain !!

Anonymous said...

I just don't get it why those so called celebrities always deny having had plastic surgery.