Jessica to Self mag...“My father was a minister, so growing up, we’d go on a missionary trip every summer.” “The first time I went to that orphanage, I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad, can I have him for my birthday, please?
At 16, most non-retarded people are old enough to understand that an orphan is not a birthday gift. >bangs head on desk< It's always those ministers daughters, isn't it?
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There is a very fitting german proverb:
Pfarrers Töchter, Müllers Vieh, gedeihen selten oder nie!
or:
Pfarrers Kinder, Müllers Vieh, geraten selten oder nie!
the daughters/children of ministers like the lifestock of millers won't do well.
lmfao, no words.
stfu already, Jess. Just stfu.
Did John Mayer REALLY like this girl? She is really pretty, but stupidity cancels pretty.
Well, over at Holy Moly the only comments this got was that she has great tits. I think that explains John Mayer...but obviously great tits only get you that far. It really can't make up for pooping in the bed...
Only of the week?
If I had to spend 24 hours with her; I would run out of things to do in about 2 minutes. Great tits, but that is it. At least Ashlee has that whorish/entertaining/never-a-dull-moment in the sack look.
sh** the bed!!! I forgot about that, that means she takes it 'there' tho, thats adventurous! Icky & adventurous!!! LMAO!
So her daddy took her on 'missionary' trips during the summer eh? hehehehe
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