Sunday, August 19, 2007

Jordan..I feel sorry for Britain



Jordan, aka Katie Price, has been at it again. Talking to the press about things no one should hear and telling us WAY more than we need to hear..

"Pete even shaves his asshole. Well, doesn't shave it, but uses Veet to make it go bald. He's very clean down there, like a baby."

Oh, man..shut up, you brain dead skank. And now this bit...

(On their sex life) “I have a wee on the toilet in front of him, but I’d never have a poo in front of Pete, unless it was a sexual act!”

Sigh. Yes, I realize we live in an age where people talk more openly, but, this is pushing the boundry of good sense. We already know her husbands penis is as big as a water bottle. Do we need to know she's consider pooping on him if it turned him on? Jordan, you are crass, crude, creepy, gross and your husband is quite gay. We all know it. Shut up.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shut-up and GO AWay, What has this bitch done to be sooo famous???? Whoring???? NO ONE in the US cares.

Emily said...

I don't want Katie to shut up and go away. I want *you* to shut up and go away. You're just a mean, jealous bitch with major issues.. as is "anonymous," obviously. My God, Katie's funny and seems to be quite a nice girl. Pick on somebody your own size and status.. like that fat lady that lives across the street from you. Leave good people alone. There's enough shit to bitch about without picking on everybody you're jealous of.

Anonymous said...

Urrgh. That is sick.

Anonymous said...

I have to back DD on this one...
I love to read here while having morning coffee and toast but I do NOT need to know that this bitch will crap on her hubby if it gives him a woody... sick sick sick....

Anonymous said...

Why is Britain pushing all of its non celebrities onto us? What has she even done again? All I know is that some limey chick with big fake titties is being talked about.

Anonymous said...

Don't you love it when people find you clearly worth enough of your time to tell you how worthless they think you are? Emily, grasp stick, remove from ass, get on with life.