Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Jordans baby...good luck Princess, you'll need it

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Her name is not Crystal as predicted, nor Bunny as reported..the kids name is Princess Tiaamii. Umm, okay. Jordan says she loves her even though she's a ginger kid. What? Even though? Dumb bitch should be thankful anything remotely human looking emerged from that plastic snatch of hers. The kid is cute, even though she looks like her dad. It shocks me that he must have actually put his you know what in her you know what at least once. They should both be glad the kid isn't orange, like them.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

To quote Margaret Cho:
"He sooo gaaaaay!!"

Anonymous said...

I bet she named the baby Princess cause she found all these baby tees with that written on it. That's how come my neighbor here at the trailer park named her kid JUICY .

Anonymous said...

Emphasis on REMOTELY. Yeesh. I know most newborns look weird but this is like a standard deviation away from that, even.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing wrong with ginger kids. Especially girls.

The turn into hot redheads - and there can't be enough hot redheads!

The problem of Jordan: she knows that her girl will be much sexier than she ever was - she is jealous already.

Asstard. I hate her.

The Alli-pervert who LOVES redheads!

Dirty Disher said...

Ginger kids are adorable!!!

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is a "ginger kid"??

Anonymous said...

is she a ginger kid cause her mom is orange? she is a bottle blonde and he isn't anywhere near red haired.....and although sadly she looks just like her father...she is cute...that bitch mom wanted her to pop out with hot pink lipstick, blond hair and brown eyebrows...oh, and rather large fake boobies...

Anonymous said...

Both of them have had som much plastic surgery done, that the kid doesn't look like either!

Anonymous said...

who are these idiots?

jill said...

Who's gonna tell her the nipple goes into the baby's mouth and for a good reason? Someone has to help that child!

Anonymous said...

She loves her kid even though she's ginger? God, Jordan is stupider than I thought, the ginger-prejudiced bitch. The kid is sweet.