Thursday, August 16, 2007

Kim Kardashian smuggling hams



Kim says her butt is real and she never had implants. I think I'd tell people I did, it'd be sad to be born like that. But, Hollywood thinks her ass is pretty cool so they gave her a reality show. I don't have a clue how you make an entire series out of an "accidental" porn film and a gigantic ass. Does her butt talk? Does her butt sing and tell jokes?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did some b-ball player stash 2 b-balls in her dress? My gawd & she's very proud of that 'thing'. How does she ever find clothes or jeans to fit around that? Girls would not be jealous of it. No body wants a fat-ass on purpose! Her furniture suffers for it!

Anonymous said...

What's she famous for again?
P.S I like her bum, but I like boobs better.

Anonymous said...

LOOKS LIKE 2 PIGS FIGHTIN' IN A GUNNY SACK.

Anonymous said...

Some guys love big butts. They probably think her ass sings, "grab this and get on", or something.

N.

Anonymous said...

If she never had implants, she better get her ass checked out for tumors...that shit is nasty!

Jan said...

They look lethal.

Anonymous said...

Somebody's gonna get HURT!!! WOW! Does anybody remember "The Widetts" on SNL back in the day? Hilarious! Now this is just too f'g funny. Gotta be a joke, she's punking us! LOL! Nobody would actually go out in public flaunting that, would they?

Anonymous said...

big butts are a GOOD THING. But they have to be nicely shaped.

Kim's ass looks gross. And if it is not fake (hahaha) it would be one of the most disgusting mutant butts ever.

The Alli-pervert