Friday, August 24, 2007

Lindsay Lohan legal news


Despite two DUIs, reckless driving, countless lawsuits related to bad driving, two cocaine charges and actually bringing cocaine to the police station...Lohans legal team has struck a plea bargain. There will be no felony charges at all and Lindsay won't even do the four days they'd hinted at a couple of days ago. Instead Lohan will do one day in jail and 10 days community service.
Is blowing a judge considered community service? Because someone fucked up here. My advice to all the honorable (cough) judges in LA is to let these Hollywood whores do whatever they want. All the time. When it's your family who's killed by them, don't whine to us. When they die before they hit 30..it's your fault.
Lindsay in a press statement: "It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. " Bitch, that's been clear to the rest of us for years. Get off the fucking road!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anyone knows what drugs she is addicted to besides cocaine?

Anonymous said...

Grab a copy of "The Pill Book"...

That about covers it...

Anonymous said...

Frankly, I don't know how her attorney, Blair Berk, is going to be able to sleep at night when Lindsay eventually does irreparable damage from her habitual driving while under the influence of various intoxicants.

That woman knows --like NO ONE else-- just how out of control Lindsay really is. The way I see it, now that she's managed to get her off the hook of the more serious charges, it's HER responsibility to see that Linds STAYS IN REHAB for a minimum of 60 days and AWAY from the Hollywood influence until she has the tools to better manage herself.

I guess we'll see...