Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Lindsay Lohan news..this is unbelievable



Law enforcement sources are saying there's a real good chance Lindsay will NOT be facing any felony charges. The DA is not inclined to charge her for the cocaine she brought to the police station. WHAT?? If I brought coke to the cop shop my ass would be bunking with somebody named Big Bertha for years!!! So now the DUI's are misdemeanors and poor Blow might have to do four whole days in jail. Boo fucking hoo. Blohans arraignment is this Friday....and she doesn't even have to show up in court. How do you like them apples?!!? NOW do you understand why I thought ParAss Hilton got fucked?

This is so fucked up it would take the light from the planet FuckedUp 50 billion years to get here and shine on the fuckedupness. ARGGGGGGGGG!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn...girlfriend's jugs look huge in that shot. Did she get a boob job in rehab??

-Calisty

Anonymous said...

Dirty, the rich and famous go by a diiffrent law sooner or later karma catches up to them.

Anonymous said...

Not Paris was fucked. She got what she deserved.

Lindsay and Nicole do not get what they deserve - this way everybody except this two skanks get fucked.

The Alli-pervert

Anonymous said...

Calm down, dish.

She may have dodged the bullet this time, but have no fear-- the Blow is hardcore and she's just getting warmed up. This is far from the end of her booze & drug-laced shenanigans.
I give the bitch 30 days -max- post "rehab" and she'll fuck up soooo thoroughly she'll be 40 before she sees daylight.

That is, *if* she survives it.

I just hope to God she doesn't take any innocent bystanders along with her.

WPonD

Anonymous said...

Shut yer mouth whore. Lindsay didnt do nothing but drive drunk. Everybody drives drunk. You need to get a life whore.

Anonymous said...

Boobs are real. So are her thick legs & kankles. LOL! Not fair that she is getting off w/o punishment. Pete Doherty the 2nd! She will eventually kill somebody & like Brandy her career will be over asap! One way or the other! Las Vegas is now taking bets!

Anonymous said...

She also, infamously, blew Vince Gallo in the unmemorable flick "Brown Bunny"......

Anonymous said...

She doesn't take rehab seriously, she doesn't take the lives of others seriously....she's got a shit load of problems and I have a feeling that she's just geting started. Another train wreck in the making...either she or Shitney will make Anna Nicole look like a lamb before they are done.

Daphne

Anonymous said...

stupid bitch i hate this girl she needs to fucken get her act together, if no one stops her she'll kill someone while shes driving. this shit is getting so old it pisses me off

Anonymous said...

paris violated her PROBATION, and dont worry lindsay will, too. i mean, 3 years probation for her is a sentence worse than any jail time cuz they throw the book at you harder every time you violate it. she has already demonstrated she is incapable of keeping her nose clean for even 1 month! now we just sit & wait....