Some days I get up and I swear there is nothing going on. This is one of those days. WTF are bloggers supposed to talk about when the most exciting story of the day is Gweneth Paltrow and her snake creame? Seems Gweneth buys some shit for her face to fight aging and it contains snake venom. Who gives a fuck what she puts on that unfriendly mug? It's too late..she's already aging and she's always been homely. The best thing you can say about this snot wad is she has her own hair. The best she can hope for is that it makes her passable enough for Brad to give her one more tickle. Besides, her name is Gweneth..people named Gweneth need to go wistfully sweep the castle floor and wait for a fairy god mother. It sounds like a Mideval speach impediment. Snake venom, my ass. Just rub your face with money.
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She needs a new haircut. But on slow celebrity days you should talk about whatever the hell you want to talk about. I'll read it. Shit, it's better than working. If I had a blog, I'd talk about robots. Oh wait, I do...and I do! But I'm a huge nerd that way.
DD I dont share your opinion of Gwenie, I like her and think she is a natural beauty. It is a slow gossip day.
I like Gwenyeth too ! She is the most classy lady Brad ever had !
Although I do think the loooong straight hair has got to go ! it really does Nothing for any female ! even celebrities !! Yuck !!!!!!
I love your blog too > D.D <
I really like her hair. Her face is not particularly ugly but it's just so boring and average. And putting venom into your face seems dangerous...
Us Brits have been brushing our teeth with Venom for decades. Cheers!
She does need to do something with that hair. There comes a point in a women's life that you have to grow up! I bet she wears it in pigtails too!
I also think she's homely - in that Sarah Jessica Parker sort of way. I can't understand why women always refer to these two as 'beautiful'.
Gwenyth always looks like she just finished crying. And haha to the medieval speech impediment!
What about mobbing and gangstalking, what are they going to do about that? And the guys who are pouring dirty motor oil down the storm drains, etc.
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