Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Sick a fork in the Lohans, they're all done

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Dina-ho is being sued for almost half a million dollars that she borrowed for Lindsays singing career. Lindsay decided to buy some coke instead and the singing tanked. It's cool though, because you know she shared with mom.

Michael Lohan is still making a stink, claiming he wants Dina's boy friend, Jim McMillan, who Michael claims he heard make "inappropriate" comments while he was on the phone with his kids, who don't want to talk to him but a judge told them they have to. Straight yet? Was the inappropriate comment something like "Hey Ali, your ass looks hot in those shorts?" I doubt it. Somehow I picture Dina's boyfriend in a dirty wife beater, with a highball glass in one hand and his other hand scratching his nutsack saying "Tell yer jail burd daddy to knock off callin' my ol lady, hic." Tell me I'm wrong.

And Lindsay's still in hiding. Wonder why? Pffft. Look in Columbia. You can snort right out of a vat there.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Give them their own reality show .

Anonymous said...

I can't stand the 'parents', none of those kids had a fighting chance.

They have been saying for 2 days now on the news that she's on her 3rd rehab stay this year, in colorado.

Anonymous said...

so she is in hiding in a colorado rehab center, i mean rehab spa?

the mother is such a loser. why should you expect anything more from the kids?

Anonymous said...

Her look is always cranked with the big, fake-but-costly porcelain veneers slicin the air.

Anonymous said...

Drink up bitch...your days are numbered!

Anonymous said...

I'd love to the whole family penny-less, for all the money than have wasted and thought they were soooo smart doing it. Drugs lead to now where.