Jordan wants you to smell like her. The perfume is called Stunning. Umm hmm, it should be called shit talker. Every friggin' celeb has a fragrance out now. Someday I'm going to put up a list of how many celebritites have a fragrance line and it will take up all my blog space. Who buys this shit??? Seems like if an you're ugly, demanding, untalented, fake ass, loser D lister, someone comes up with the idea of putting your name on some cheap assed liquid and dime storing it. I want a fragrance. I'll mix it up in a base of Aquafina and it will smell like Doritos. I'll call it "Fuck You, Dumbass." It willl be a much bigger hit than "Stunning."
Ohhhh, busted hair weaves. She looks like the Barbie I found under the sofa.
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OK, some people may find her idiocy amusing or whatev but who really likes her?
She should have called it "Slumming".
I think she should have called it "Chavette" (she probably pronounces it sha- vay' because she thinks it sounds high class.) I heard she and Suckfani got into a cat fight over who was going to use that name, (Chavette), for their new fragrance. Barbie weave was everywhere...and Gavin is still coughing up blond fur balls. Er, wait, he was doing that before the fight...
BBABH
They already sell Barbie make-up & perfume & have for a very long time! & I'm sure it smells better than her 'tuna' fragrance from her butt crack! & Barbie's hair looks way better too! Who is this bit** anyway???????
she looks awful!
fake barbie hair!YUCK
SCarolina
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