Poor kid's heard the news that her parents want to do an even steamier photo shoot for W than the Beckhams did. One suggestion they loved was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam. NOOOOOOOO! Ewwwww, I don't wanna see that!!!!! Make it stop! Suri tries to sneak off and run away to an orphanage, but, they catch her. OMG..Katie looks bad enough in this outfit, must we see her nude?? And Tom..ugggggg, the mental picture is making me hurl. The Little General, naked, is a sight only Katie should be subjected to.
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poseing nude with baby Suri
that's just wrong
when are these pictures coming out?
I thought you were going to say she heard the news Tom was her dad and she is trying to escape lol - but nude pictures with steam - are they truly nuts?
Crystal
Katie used to be so cute and sexy. Now she's brainwashed and crazy.
Katie's pants are absolutely horrible.
And Suri isn't going to be in the pictures, it's just going to be the two of them like the Beckham's shoot. Duh.
Won't all that water short out Katie's implanted chips?
These two and there photo opts with this poor kid, Katie must be pregnant again, cause that outfit is just wrong. She isnt even 30 and look @ her.
Katie nice heels in the middle of a swap. Another smart move.
Katie's attempts to look mature (was she making T feel old, ya think?) have gone way over the mark into dowdiness. Waaaayy over.
I said earlier she's looking like my grandmother. Correction: my grandmother has more style.
Remember in Top Gun when Tom is wearing his tighty-whities? Not a pretty site, even way back then. Big a**. EW! Katie...what the he** size of ugly pants are you wearing? Looks like she stole them from a very fat dwarf! No, They are Toms, got mixed up in the closet-Doh! My bad.
Can we say "kankles"? jeez...cover those Lincoln Logs up gurl!
These two are not a sexy couple, I think Becks is beyond sexy and Posh is way sexier than Katie, Copy Cats need to get real.
Pleats in the back? I thought pleats were only in the front of the pants, darts in the back, so as to provide a smooth line in the back. Does she have them on backwards?
There was a time almost every woman in the world would want to see Tom naked... *evil grin*
OMG! I also thot Katies pants looked like she was wearing them backwards, LOL! very unflattering on her & probably anyone, but katies a big & tall gal. She needs long, smooth, sleek designs. These pants make her look like a cut off stump. Throw away those pants! I love Suri!
Waaaait a minute... Ol' two-faced Tommy's at it again:
In the spring of '06, before the wedding, Tom and Katie were attending a post-Oscar party. While there, Katie was chatting amiably with a few "Young Hollywood" A-listers. They invited her to join them some evening at the star-studded, Hollywood hotspot 'Les Deux'...
Tom, who had been in conversation with someone nearby, suddenly appeared at Katie's side and she excitedly told him of the invite.
He led her away and was famously overheard chastising in a FATHERLY tone: "Now KATE, visiting nightclubs is certainly not the type of image you want to present... blah, blah"
Um, Okaaay... So being seen in a nightclub is a no-no... but stripping off and posing nude in a steam bath (whilst licking the sweat from each other's body) --for a major international publication--is no biggie??
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