Hmmmm, Britney has run off to Belgium..no one knows why. But, she is using their public bathrooms. Some things never change. No word yet on if she abducted the kids or simply left them. Check the overhead luggage compartment, Kevin.
Lindsay is giving OK a photo shoot in her Utah rehab. (From Socialite's Life)*In one perfectly posed shot, a demure Lohan, her hair pulled tightly back, is reading "Alcoholics Anonymous," AA's 164-page "Big Book," which mixes personal stories of redemption with a description of how the program works.* Isn't that just inspiring? The bitch is going stir crazy not being on the front of every tabloid and she's drunk with power knowing she's skated on charges that would have most of us doing hard time. There's most likely some Vodka and coke thrown in the mix too, but, I've ceased to care.
ParAss is writing a book on her "prison" experience, among other things. That's right...ParAss is writing a fooking book. Who knew she could even read? Any title suggestions? Heh.
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Hi, I'm belgian... the mystery is solved, it wasn't her. It was a Sjeik with her mother and sister but she acted and looked like Britney.. As was in the news today. :)
so if she was with her sister and mother than we can be sure it isn't Britney
Lohan is off the hook?. That's BS!. Weak ass prosecutors and pandering California legal system will once again shrivel like cold penis when confronted by the possibility of exercising legal muscle on a pseudo-celebrity.
ParASS book idea:
30 days in the hole, my dark descent into my inner vagina...
Whores whores whores..
Who the hell is Sjeik?
Daphne
Paris Hilton's hook nose scares me. She looks like the penguin off Batman but anorexic.
Not a bad pic of Brit and Lohan though!
Hmmm, who is Sjeik? I looked and looked and could find nothing in English about Sjeik and no photos. Britney DID go to Belgium and France too, but, she's back now. I love reader tips MJ, please point me to the URL of some info on Sjeik so we can find out who's famous ass was actually on that Belgium loo! Could Brit have a twin! OMG!
For real, of the 3, back in the day. Brit was once the
"looker" of the group, but those days are now gone. & yeah, Paris' nose is terrible, why not with all her moola doesn't she get that thing fixed? Somebody's gonna get hurt!
look its the skank pack
Oh, isn't Lindsay just adorable with her fake little props? First it was the alcohol monitoring bracelet, and now it's the AA "bible". What an unmitigated crock of bullshit! She needs to pick a life and stick with it.
Oh shit, Paris is writing a book. My worst nightmare has come true.
Lol at miss tia's title idea.
How frightful! A three-headed std driving a car!
This might be stupid but I THINK mj meant shiek! The j is next to the h. Are there female shieks? I've never had a reason to know.
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