Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Why is Katie smiling?



Because she doesn't have to sleep with The Little General anymore. Nope. They not only sleep in separate rooms of their mansion, they sleep in separate wings! And Katie's going to keep it that way when they move to their even bigger mansion, putting more space between her and tiny Tom. Smart girl.

*Katie also wanted her own suite so she could design it how she wanted. Over the course of several months, Katie created a larger space to have as her own. In the end, she designed the room of her dreams, a very feminine room painted in pastel colors, with a small carousel and filled with many stuffed animals.*

Well, it sounds just dippy as hell, but, at least HE isn't in it. I'll bet he's half a mile down the marble hallway clutching his Raggedy Andy, sucking his thumb and crying. Don't fret Tom, at least you still have your shoe lifts...they make you look almost as tall as your fake wife.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

You could at least learn to spell "separate" correctly.

Anonymous said...

Old pic, but I got the point. besides, maybe he threw her out? That would still make her smile. With an arrangement like that, they will never divorce! It's perfect! But jeez, they are still newlyweds! It's sad actually.

Anonymous said...

Wow, there is still hope hor Katie.

Anonymous said...

DD you can misssspell all you want...we love you just the way you are!

Anonymous said...

I wish I had my own wing of the house.
lucky bitch

Anonymous said...

But if DD learned how to spell what wood people like Anon 9:35 do with there time.

I think of it more as a service too others - instead of blowing up abortion clinics these pour people are reading the blogs, just waiting two pounce on a mistake.

So now you won't have to be board...

Anonymous said...

all of you are a trip!
sometimes i make typing errors not because i don't know how to spell-just typing fast.

damn give DD a break anon 9:35. it's just a blog not a spelling class!

SCarolina

Anonymous said...

LMAO anon 12:00:00!! I love it!

Daphne

Anonymous said...

It was also reported, some years ago, that Nicole and Tom lived in separate wings of their mansion. So no really new pattern for the GMD.

Anonymous said...

well Tom will never get lonely - his mother and sister live with them.

C.

Jan said...

"Filled with many stuffed animals" - weird.

So, she's regressing. Guess life with Tom does that to some. Next thing you know, she'll have a Katie-sized bassinet.

Tom Thumb will literally be robbing the cradle then.

Dirty Disher said...

TY 12:00:00........heh. Ahhhhhh some of you are so sweet, and funny.

Miss Tia said...

in england it is common for the aristocracy to sleep in seperate bedrooms....the bedrooms usually have an adjoining dressing room though...seperate wings no, but seperate bedrooms yes...so maybe this is tom's version of being british hoity toity??

i've also recently read that many people these days are having seperate bedrooms...

it only seems suspect because it's cruise and holmes....i still think she's a virgin and she was artificially inseminated....

Anonymous said...

Yes, but usually an 'arranged" or forced marriage by the families. There is no love! How are they ever gonna have sex? If you love somebody you wanna be near them whenever possible, which isn't very often once you have a toddler! I believe this story. They probably don't have a physical relationship, all those smoochy pics were just posing. If it's for real then they wouldn't need to put on such a display. I do believe however, that their friends the Beckhams DO sleep t'gthr & have sex often! Even tho they did that steamy mag shoot recently. They just come off as a real couple. Katie & Tom do not. Eh...