Friday, September 28, 2007

Don't you dare watch Mariah pee


Mariah Carey has a thing about going to the bathroom. I guess she imagines everyone is so into her they'd kill to get a peek at her peeing. At the VH1’s Music Cares event her bodyguards took her to the bathroom (yeah, I love that too) and two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: "One of the bodyguards said to us, 'If you're going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.''
Oh geez, Diva-Ho, you were not at a Taco Bell in the Bronks, it was an EVENT. Who in hell wants to see this bitch pee? Now, if you told me Mariah Carey had just burst into flames and there was a huge grease fire, I'd beat it over there with a marshmallow on a stick laughing my ass off. But, peeing? Ummmm, no, have to pass on that one. Just close the door, skank.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who needs bodyguards to take you to the bathroom? Not just Maria alot of'em do this.

What are they affraid of the dark? getting locked in a stall..oh the horrors, running out of tp what?

They all can't be that vein and need to draw attention to themselves can they? lol

Anonymous said...

Who the hell would wanna watch this fug bitch piss?

Anonymous said...

I'm stealing this from MK at DLISTEDbut I think it's really funny ! He called Mariah peeing BUTTERFLY PISSES LOL !LOL ! I think that is hysterical !!!!!!!!!

P.diddy the mouf breather & Mariah Scary need to just go away , their time has been over for a while now .

Anonymous said...

I bet her twat and With Love's breath smells pretty similar ;-)