If the end of the world comes, Tommy Cruise and his Stepford wife and their adorable alien spawn will be just fine. The Scientologists believe (so I hear) that the evil deposed galatic ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a plan. So Tom is building an elaborate underground bunker, in Colorado, which will sustain several people for years. At a cost of over 10 million dollars it will be a great place to read the stinky reviews of his miserable nazi movie. Betcha.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Have no fear...
If the end of the world comes, Tommy Cruise and his Stepford wife and their adorable alien spawn will be just fine. The Scientologists believe (so I hear) that the evil deposed galatic ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a plan. So Tom is building an elaborate underground bunker, in Colorado, which will sustain several people for years. At a cost of over 10 million dollars it will be a great place to read the stinky reviews of his miserable nazi movie. Betcha.
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I thot that was just John Travolta in an ape suit? I saw the stupid movie, well sorta. Who could actually watch that crap. This is ridiculous, that religion is just stupid. Has nothing to do with god or anything, it's Science Fiction...thus the name , I guess. Such a shame to waste 10 mil on something that retarded. Give it to some poor ppl Tom! Lots & lots of poor ppl! Send some poor kids to college, do something real & productive with it. This makes me ill. He must be the dumbest & most naieve'
Tom!!!? Now whos' glib???? Hmmm??You are GLIB!!!!
Tom's nazi movie isn't even out yet, how could you have seen it?
Now Battle field earth WAS total crap and travolta WAS in that mess.
I'd love to see the inside of that bunker when its finished though lol. But why is he hiding out? He's supposedly a higher up within the church, wouldn't the visiting invaders embrace him? lol
Oh and I hate this flattened down parted in the middle crap hairstyle he has to wear for this part as well, he looks ridiclious.
Doesn't Kate's face look hollowed out? or is it just me?
I agree with Anon 1:29 It definitely seems more like Science Fiction than an actual religion..but then religion is just a belief structure..but someone should tell Tom that no matter how hard he believes he's God it isn't going to happen.
Eliza
well if they only could have 3 people in that bunker - I bet you poor Katie and Suri would be left out in the cold and good old Tom and his mom and sister would be taking those spots, all upon Tom's orders.
crystal
Katie has really lost her looks, shame too, she was so cute in her Dawson's Creek days.
I thought dd's "alien" jabs at Scientologists were pure fantasy, but I just finished reading about them.
Shocked, stunned, disgusted...
Thousands of people walking around with their heads full of this stuff - poor Suri - this stuff isn't even funny (okay I did laugh a few times reading about Scientology but the whole idea is sickening).
I didn't admire Cruise before, but now...! No wonder he was so ecstatic over Katie - how many women would succumb to this religion?
I don't get it... what happened to her? Can you imagine what her family thinks? What Cruise's family thinks? Why was Kristie Alley so fat? Dead alien spirits made her eat? What if Suri gets sick?
I'd need a whole new brain to understand any of this stuff.
The Mormons are also told to stockpile food & non-perishibles for their families & to have a 'safe' place. JW's are told that they don't have to worry 'cuz they are THE ONES that will survive the holocaust & no one else will, so they don't stockpile. Lots of religions believe in this type of scenerio. Only the chosen ones of THAT faith will survive. So, please tell me, who's right? Your life depends on the answer!!! Scary huh? I pick none,& just take my chances & be a good person. Tom scares me the way he always has to hold onto Katie, like he thinks she's ready to bolt!
Talk about creepy creeperton !
And lets not forget about the Jehovah Witness's - their pretty cultish too - frickin weirdos bringing their literature door to door, I close the blinds and ignore them when I see them coming peddling their assinine "religion".
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