The VMA's had a few glitches. Besides the chick fight between moron Kid Rock and Stinky Puke Tommy Lee. That show turned into a friggin' trailer park with no cable or beer. ParAss showed up looking like she was riding the bingo bus to Palm Beach with my Aunt Ruth.
Britney looked like a before ad in those weight loss infomercials. Everyone made fun of her piss poor efforts at lip syncing and out of sync "dancing"..Sarah SilverBack made fun of her kids, saying they were "the most adorable little mistakes and just as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of"..which is lame because bloggers have been saying that shit for a year now, but Silverback said it to her face wich makes her some intellectual hero in the minds of the more lame (the same boomer twats who think SNL is still funny). Criss Angel denied dating her and partied with some whore, leaving Brit with her stupid cousin, Alli (who's name I can't spell, and why should I?) Britney eventually saw her own performance and broke down crying. The truth is a harsh bite in the ass sometimes. Poor thing. She responded to all the negative press by taking off her panties and showing poon again. HERE'S the link if you want to see that wrinkled worn out thing for the 1000th time.
Kanye West lost five awards and threw a hissy fit of major proportions, claiming he will NEVER attend again. Promises, promises.
It was white AND black trash at it's finest. and, Yes, I love it when stars are stupider and trashier than us regular people could ever be. Can't wait 'till next year.
11 comments:
i hate kanye hes such a little bitch! britney her usual trainwreck self..smh
It is Palms Beach, you stupid American.
To anon 4:23 check your text books, it's Palm Beach, it's correct.
LOL DD!! I actually have an auntie who lives in Royal Palm Beach and her name is Ruth. She's a hottie, tho.
She should get together with My Aunt Ruth and they could go to Vegas.
Anon..oh? Is that in India? Are you the same guy who keeps sending me the "You email have won" letters? Been meaning to get back to you on that, genius.
Totally! dang my untie looks a lot better than Britney and she's had 4 kids and one is already out of college. She looks like she's in her late 20's and after her divorce she's been banging a hot 20something guy.
Nothing wrong with that!
Paris looks like shes 45 yrs old w/ that 'do - yuck
I hope he REALLY ... MEANS it this time !!
Dear Kanye ,
DIE ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney had the world at her feet and if she would get her ass back in gear she could be right back there. Why she wants to be trash I don't know.
Oh and anonymous 4:23 it IS Palm Beach you stupid foreigner. I'm sitting in the middle of it right now. Get a fucking US map.
I cant stand that niglet Kanye, what a douchebag
Brit is just such a sad spectacle. She shoulda' stayed at home! I toldja! She needs to get in shape & have some focus...she can do it if she really wants to & obviously MTV thot that much of her to give her a shot. C'mon Brit...just get with it.
I think Britney is real cute - and her body is not bad, she just needs to realize what "Leave a little to the imagination" means, buuuuut after the whole exiting the car with a bald twat for all the world to see it really shouldn't matter now.
-jm
Oh, and Kanye is such a whiny little bitch I agree =)
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